MANIFESTO CHAROLASTRA from Y Tu Mama ...
"1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra.
2. Do whatever you feel like.
3. Pop beats poetry.
4. Get high at least once a day.
5. You shall not screw a fellow Charolastra's girl-friend.
6. Whoever roots for Team-America is a fart.
7. Whacking off rules.
8. Never marry a virgin.
9. Same as 6.
10. Truth is cool but unattainable.
11. The a**hole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of Charolastra."