http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Js4t695vI&feature=related
fuck. yes.
3/31/09
Porkchop Sandwiches
My cookies are the best models ever.
cookie DREAMSSAVEMEONEOFYERSSARAHKTHANXBYE.
My own (improvised) recipe
Ingredients:
bowl one:
2 cups packed brown sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup margarine
2 tbsp canola oil
1 tbsp vanilla
1 handful of crushed mini-eggs
bowl two:
3 tsp baking powder
2.5 cups Rice Bread & Baking Mix
1 tsp salt
1 package of milk chocolate chip-its
Baking Instructions
-set the oven for 350
-mix ingredients in each bowl, then mix together
-put big spoonfuls onto baking sheet
-bake until they look like they're a minute away from being done
-then cool them
-then eat them. duh.
can i have it?
http://www.alpha60.com.au/
these guys use old dolls heads // body parts for jewelery. a little creepy.
but definitely authentic. thanks god for oz.
3/30/09
our thoughts at this exact moment
SHOT BY THIRTY9STEPS
Sarah: CHECKZ MY NEW CAMERA. IZ SEW DA BOMB.
Vanessa: MY LEGZ IZ SEW HAWT RITE NOW. IZE GOING TO STRETCH.
Sam: TYRA SEZ SMILE WITH THE EYEZ BUT I IZ SEW EMO RITE NOW.
3/29/09
Cell Phone Funny Bone
WHO TOOK THIS????
i love it and i want to know.
found it on some random blog.
i love it and i want to know.
found it on some random blog.
"Sam, how are you so good at modeling? Every face you make is so good... and that thing you do with your eyes..."
"Everything I know I learned from Tyra Banks."
"Everything I know I learned from Tyra Banks."
Such a good afternoon of shooting.
Thank you to our lovely models and to the most amazing lighting.
Get rrrrready for updates...
Naomi & The Campbell's
(omgzz like sew vintage)
I think she looks like the future Halle Barry, anyways...
shot by THIRTY9STEPSin other words.
drugs vs. dying..?
The binary, the ying. the yang. vs the physics of light.
while the black absorbs and the white reflects..
while death absorbs emotion, life reflects what is given to us, and becomes what we make of it.
3/28/09
Stuff White People Like
#120 - TAKING A YEAR OFF (dedicated to Miss Blais)
When someone goes through a stressful experience they usually require some time off to clear their head, regain focus, and recover from the pain and suffering. Of course, in white culture these experiences are most often defined as finishing high school, making it through three years of college, or working for eleven months straight with only two weeks vacation and every statutory holiday (”they don’t count because I had to spend them with family.”)
When someone goes through a stressful experience they usually require some time off to clear their head, regain focus, and recover from the pain and suffering. Of course, in white culture these experiences are most often defined as finishing high school, making it through three years of college, or working for eleven months straight with only two weeks vacation and every statutory holiday (”they don’t count because I had to spend them with family.”)
Though you might consider finishing school or having a good job to be “accomplishments” many white people view them as burdens. As such, they can only handle them for so long before they start talking about their need to “take a year off” to travel, volunteer, or work abroad.
It is most common for the person taking the year off to use this time to travel (see Post #19 for reasons why). Generally, they will start off with a set amount of money that will use to travel for as long as possible. This explains why a white person with an $800 backpack will haggle with a poverty-stricken street vendor about a $2 dollar plate of food.
If you work with this person, be sure to give them a FAKE email address on their last day on the job or you will be inundated with emails about spiritual enlightenment and how great the food is compared to similar restaurants back home. Also, within the first five days following departure, this person will come up with the idea to write a book about their travel experience. Sadly, more books about mid-twenties white people traveling have been written than have been read.
Some of the more enterprising white people will extend their time off by working abroad as a bartender, ski lift operator, or english teacher. Their stories, emails, and publishing plans will be identical to the previous white person but will include additional stories about working and complaints about “tourists.”
Finally, there is the white person who takes a year off to volunteer at home or abroad. Though they are equally likely to write long emails about their experience, these people are often using the experience as an excellent resume pad for their application to law school. This way they are able to put off real life without the crippling derailment of a career or education.
Regardless of how a white person chooses to spend their year off, they all share the same goal of becoming more interesting to other people. Sadly, the people who find these stories interesting are other white people who are politely listening until they can tell their own, more interesting story about taking a year off.
Thankfully, there is an enormous opportunity for personal gain. You see, whenever a white person takes a year off it opens up a valuable apartment, job opportunity or admissions slot. Consider it to be the most pretentious form of affirmative action.
Fantasy Hat
Do-Bop
OTHER BROTHER DARRYL
shot by thirty9steps
+last two Thursdays of every month
+new rebel(s)
+tequila on the rocks
3/27/09
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the twelves. ...and richard?
these guys were soo good last night! really laid things down..after their set I talked to João and Luciano to learn that they love toronto, and both have a musical background (luciano plays some guitar and joao plays drums)...this reassured my understanding of their knack for rhythm and soul to a set.
a lot of recent djs (in my opinion) dont quite get that understanding of working together *realllly* listening to the feeling of the rhythm/how the frequencies settle in the head.. as well as each other - all in response to the crowd too.. As they put it "djjing sobers us up completely..." (thats focus)...next time they're in toronto they've promised a jam session with my brother and i in the LAB derek and i have access to. ill let u know how it goes.
3/26/09
http://www.thisisrealart.com/
hawk sessions rule.
Try me...
I
dare
you.
"...i dont think i could do speed...my computer is way to slow for that shit..." - h.boner.
"omfgggzzzzZzz"
3/25/09
3/24/09
here and now
everyone needs to put their itunes on shuffle. once a month.
"im goin to sleep in MA CLOTHES BEEEETCH" - txt from hannah at 4:00AM this morning.
"im goin to sleep in MA CLOTHES BEEEETCH" - txt from hannah at 4:00AM this morning.
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